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我家熊猫玩偶成精了——这是我妈上周得出的结论。 事情是这样的：我买了只一米八的熊猫公仔，放床上靠枕头，黑耳朵白身子，圆滚滚比我还宽，我天天抱着睡。 上周我妈打扫房间，推开门看见它瘫我床上，黑圈眼睛直勾勾“盯着”门口，吓得我妈手一抖，吸尘器都掉了，喊我：“你怎么把真熊猫放床上了！” 我从书房跑过来笑半天：“那是我买的玩偶！你这眼神儿，比动物园检票员还不合格！” 我妈凑过来摸了摸，还嘀咕：“怎么这么大，比电视上的熊猫崽还圆，看着跟活的一样。” 更搞笑的是昨天，我出门买奶茶，忘了关空调，回家我妈跟我说：“刚才我路过你房间，看见你那熊猫动了！一下一下晃脑袋！”我进去一看，得，空调风一吹，熊猫耳朵晃来晃去，合着我妈盯了五分钟，以为它成精了。 刚才我吃苹果，掉了一块屑在熊猫肚子上，我妈过来擦，擦完还小声跟它说：“你好好躺着啊，可别半夜爬起来吃竹子。” 我：“妈，它要是真爬起来，第一个啃的就是你藏在我房间的巧克力。” https://vk.com/topic-235320733_55842429 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56052651 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56052655 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56052662 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56052665 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56052667 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56052672 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56056869 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56056866 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56056872 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56056873 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56056878 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56056877 https://vk.com/topic-235320858_56056880 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